AUSTIN, TX-A new requirement across all of Texas implemented today because of the LexyCares Volunteer Organization, requiring all public restrooms to post a sign near the bathroom that says "No Pressure!" to take the pressure off of people who don't really have to go.
"For years I've used public restrooms when I really didn't have to go." Said Lexy, the woman who started the movement. "I would see people standing in line for the bathroom, and feel left out. I also felt pressure from my peers to wait in line. I've lost count of how many times I've waited in the bathroom line without having to go. All those times I just went through the motions, pretending to wash my hands, all the funny looks I got. It's finally time for a change."
It's estimated the new signs will bring the amount of public restroom users down by 80%, since most people only use public restrooms because of the pressure from peers. It's anticipated that by the year 2025, all public restrooms will be completely removed, along with all the stress it's caused. The signage has requirements of being at least 36" x 36", Times New Roman, and single spaced.

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