LexyJul 8, 20221 min readGirl Starts "Sidewalking Sign-Up Sheet" So Our Sidewalks Will Be Less Crowded
LexyJun 30, 20221 min readA Movement: Public Restrooms Required to Post Sign Near Bathroom That Says, "No Pressure!"
LexyJun 13, 20221 min readBreaking: Local Swimming Pool to Reveal Why They Have Been Closed All Winter
LexyJun 11, 20221 min readCity to Host Jaywalking Convention-It's Anticipated that People Will Jaywalk From All Over
LexyJun 10, 20221 min readNew "10 Items or Less" Line Has People Waiting In Line for Hours to See if They Qualify
LexyMay 31, 20221 min readBrave: Local Man Volunteers to Look at the Sun Once a Day, to Make Sure It Is Still There
LexyMay 31, 20221 min readCity Cannot Choose Where to Plant the New Tree-Mayor Decides to just lay it on its side
LexyMay 30, 20221 min readMan Plants Trees Around Town To Catch Kites, Then Gives Them to People Who Actually Need Them
LexyMay 27, 20221 min readFinally: Grocery Store to Allow Merchandise into the Bathroom One Day a Year
LexyMay 22, 20221 min readAfter Ribbon Cutting, New Business Issues No Formal Apology to the Owner of Ribbon
LexyMay 22, 20221 min readCity Removed 46,000 lbs of Litter on the Roads Last Year; You Won’t Believe Who Was Responsible
